A grandmother took down all the Halloween decorations her grandson had made – but when her mother pointed it out, she whispered, « Ask him why he wanted them taken down. »

He glanced at the bags. « Do I want to know? »

« Probably not. »

He sighed. « Just make sure I don’t have to get you out of trouble. »

« Professional criminals don’t do that. »

Outside, the street was quiet.

We crept towards Elaine’s property, speaking in hushed voices.

« Remember what we talked about, » I murmured.

Owen nodded solemnly. Then he almost tripped over his own shoelace.

« Professional criminals don’t do that, » I pointed out to him.

« You were good at that! »

« Professional criminals tie their children’s shoelaces! »

I almost burst out laughing. We got to work.

« Mom, I thought you said you were good at that! »

« I was! Twenty years ago! »

When we were finished, my cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

I woke up to the sound of someone shouting.

We hurried home with our empty bags.

Owen turned around once. « Do you think Grandma will like it? »

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