HOA Sold 1,800 Tickets to a Corn Maze on My Farm—So I Harvested Every Stalk Before Their Grand Opening

When it’s ready, move.

I looked back at Trish.

“I’m not destroying anything.”

“Good.”

“I’m harvesting.”

She blinked.

“What?”

“Corn’s ready.”

“You can’t.”

That was the first time all afternoon I smiled.

“I can’t harvest my corn?”

“The maze is scheduled to open Saturday.”DIY maze kits

“Today is Thursday.”

“We have guests coming.”

“I have a combine.”

Her face went pale.

“You wouldn’t.”

I slid my phone into my pocket.

“Watch me.”

I didn’t yell.

I didn’t

threaten.

I didn’t shove anyone off my property.

I didn’t touch her fake contract.

I didn’t call Facebook.

I didn’t call the television station.

I called three people.

First, Rachel Collins.

My lawyer.

Second, Deputy Sheriff Ben Holloway, whom I had known since high school.

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