A MAN SPENT FOUR HOURS STEALING HALF MY PLANE SEAT AND TELLING A SIXTY-ONE-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER SHE WAS “TOO TINY TO NEED THE SPACE.” SO THE MINUTE HE WENT TO THE RESTROOM, I USED HIS OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM. HE CAME BACK, TURNED DARK RED, AND SHOUTED, “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!”
A man kept manspreading into my plane seat for hours.
He told me I was too small to need the space I’d paid for.
So when he got up to use the restroom, I finally gave him exactly what he’d been asking for.
He came back, took one look at his seat, and shouted, “What the hell did you do?!”
